Rudolph the Red-haired DBA

In 2014, one of our consultants wrote a highly popular blog blending Christmas with SQL. Last year, we revived the idea, and this year we’re trying to establish a tradition. Enjoy!

Rudolph the Red-haired DBA

Do you recall
The most famous DBA of all?

Rudolph the Red-haired DBA
Had a very busy job
And if you ever saw him
Your heart would certainly throb

All of the SQL developers
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Program code that would go up in flames

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
The CIO came to say,
“Rudolph, with your skills so bright,
Will you save my database tonight?”

Then how the developers loved him
And they shouted out with joy
They knew because of his talent
Their databases and scripts would deploy!

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